Jerk in Public
Dear Dyke Whisperer, I have a problem. I’ll make it short and sweet. My girlfriend treats me well in private but like shit in public. She’s always trying to be the “Player” whenever we’re around friends or women in general. Once we get back home, she’s sweet again. I have talked to her about it. She changes her behavior for a little while but then starts acting like a jerk again.
Do I talk to her AGAIN? Or, what?
Angry in Austin
Dear Angry,
You know, if she needs that much attention from your friends and other women, dump her ass. You shouldn’t need to tell your girlfriend to treat you better in public. She’s an asshole for being an asshole to you around others, and she’s being totally fake as well.
How do you know which one is the real girlfriend? The nice one or the jerk? Truth is, you DON’T know which one is real, although you thought you did at one point. Dump her attention-whore ass and find a grown-up.
