The Dyke Whisperer

Dear Dyke Whisperer, How do you get over learning that the love of your life is nothing but a lying, cheating whore?

Bitter in Brentwood

Dear Bitter,

First, you have a right to be bitter — for a while. Just don’t stay that way for long. Fact is, she wasn’t the love of your life. Cowgirl up and go look for the real one. Don’t take any baggage with you though (that scares good women away).

Seriously, cry it out with your friends, get drunk and watch sappy movies, listen to depressing songs. get SO melancholy and blue that it becomes ridiculous. Then, get up and get over it. Her loss.

You don’t want any part of her, and you certainly don’t want to bring her tainted, trashy memories with you when you’re trying to start over.

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