The Dyke Whisperer

Lessons Learned:

1. Avoid being in the proximity of women in toxic relationships. It tends to frustrate and frazzle the mind. The toxicity might rub off, leaving you feeling overly cynical and slightly nauseous.
2. If you break up with someone more than once every three months, you know for certain that you’re in a toxic relationship.
3. Don’t get into a relationship with someone who’s chronically breaking up with a girlfriend in a toxic relationship — even as a friend. You’ll get caught up in the middle of all that bullshit. Remain acquaintances. Trust me.
4. Leave your relationship problems at home when you’re out in public with your girlfriend/partner. NO ONE wants to be at a table with feuding lesbians. NO ONE.
5. Don’t spend your Saturday night playing therapist to members of a toxic relationship. You’re wasting time, energy, breath, and beer.

Now, let’s all go out (or stay in) and enjoy this weekend!

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