Straight-Woman Seduction Audit
The Vibe is temporary. Don’t bet on it lasting a long time. You need to act or move on. This is not the time for endless hours of analysis (individual or group). Time is a-wastin’.
Vibe-Promoting Traits, i.e., factors that improve your chance of seducing a straight woman (not absolutely necessary, but, the more of these you possess, the more likely you will be in seducing a straight woman):
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She positively KNOWS you’re gay.
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You are single. Most straight women have been cheated on. The fact that she knows you’re in a relationship will dampen, if not extinguish, The Vibe.
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You are sexually experienced. Don’t brag; don’t be an asshole. Don’t have a FUCKING therapy session about all your “psycho” ex-girlfriends (100% Guaranteed Vibe-Killer). Actually, you shouldn’t have to SAY anything. Your demeanor should indicate that you are sexually seasoned, competent, and eager to please.
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You are older than she is.
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You are professionally accomplished.
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You have an air of power and health: mental, physical, and emotional. Depending on where you live, go for a measure of spiritual power as well.
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You don’t put on the “macho” act. Be who you are: nothing more; nothing less.
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You don’t put on the “high-maintenance femme” act. Be who you are: nothing more, nothing less.
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You have substantial social capital, i.e., people know you and like you.
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You are a good listener.
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You make her laugh
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You are financially stable and can afford to go out socially and, occasionally, buy her a meal or a few drinks.
Vibe-Breaking Traits, i.e., factors that inhibit your ability to seduce a straight woman (I hate to tell you, but these really are Vibe-Breakers, as well as irritating personal habits in general):
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You are not “out.” She isn’t sure.
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You complain too much.
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You are emotionally needy.
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You are openly in a relationship with another woman and have indicated that you have no desire to change the status of that relationship.
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You are unemployed or under-employed, and will likely remain that way for months.
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You ignore her to try to get her attention. You probably thinks this is effective, and it is when you’re trying to seduce a lesbian. It’s not effective for straight women. If she liked being ignored in public, she’d be with a boyfriend.
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You become evil or psychotic when you drink.
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You have asshole friends or no friends.
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You are mentally, emotionally, and/or physically unhealthy.
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You don’t know when you shouldn’t be ultra-competitive.
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You don’t have your own place, car, and/or personality. You’re broke all the time.
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You’re ALWAYS on your DAMN cell phone.
[Remember: these Vibe-Breaking traits apply to the seduction of straight women. Even though a lesbian possesses nearly all of these Vibe-Breaking traits, she is still able to seduce desperate/inexperienced/young/stupid lesbians.]
I will assume that the seducing lesbian possesses NONE of the Vibe-Breaking traits and at least eight of the 12 Vibe-Promoting traits.
Stay tuned …
